Why does life have to be so hard
I want to have a nice relaxing earth hour in the tub with a bottle of wine then have Chinese food and watch some bad movies. But the Chinese place only offers free delivery on orders more than $20. So I could go pick it up, but I’m lazy… and i don’t want to order $20 of food for myself because that would make me more sad. The only other option is to get someone to get Chinese...
"They say I'm great at first but then the magic...
This erection will be the death of me
onizion replied to your post: Just sent my sexy GA a friend request on facebook… GA? Grading assistant.
Just sent my sexy GA a friend request on...
I was like “stop being a puss and just add him!” *click* Oh god please come back!
So after my midterm today, an odd thing happened...
I got up to hand in my midterm to the TA and the prof sees me and gestures for me to come over to him, so i go He tells me that the time i made a big deal about my last midterm (3 weeks ago), i left him my pen. I vaguely remember him using my pen, but i don’t know if i ever got it back or not, nor did i really care. He then apologized profusely and insisted that he gives me a new pen. So he...
Tomorrow is my midterm with my prof who assigns...
Last time he tried to fail my essay because it didn’t have all the points he wanted, then when i showed him exactly where i made all the points he was looking for, he was like “but the essay is so short” I’m sorry, was there a minimum number of words? No. I will not apologize for being concise. Regardless he doubled my grade and i ended up getting an A on my essay…...