March 2012
Why does life have to be so hard
I want to have a nice relaxing earth hour in the tub with a bottle of wine then have Chinese food and watch some bad movies. But the Chinese place only offers free delivery on orders more than $20. So I could go pick it up, but I’m lazy… and i don’t want to order $20 of food for myself because that would make me more sad. The only other option is to get someone to get Chinese...
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"They say I'm great at first but then the magic...
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This erection will be the death of me
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onizion replied to your post: Just sent my sexy GA a friend request on facebook… GA? Grading assistant.
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Just sent my sexy GA a friend request on...
I was like “stop being a puss and just add him!” *click* Oh god please come back!
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So after my midterm today, an odd thing happened...
I got up to hand in my midterm to the TA and the prof sees me and gestures for me to come over to him, so i go He tells me that the time i made a big deal about my last midterm (3 weeks ago), i left him my pen. I vaguely remember him using my pen, but i don’t know if i ever got it back or not, nor did i really care. He then apologized profusely and insisted that he gives me a new pen. So he...
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Tomorrow is my midterm with my prof who assigns...
Last time he tried to fail my essay because it didn’t have all the points he wanted, then when i showed him exactly where i made all the points he was looking for, he was like “but the essay is so short” I’m sorry, was there a minimum number of words? No. I will not apologize for being concise. Regardless he doubled my grade and i ended up getting an A on my essay…...
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