August 2012
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July 2012
It's good to see that all of the people I'm...
met-with-a-terrible-fate:
dark humour isn’t everybody’s cup of liquidized...
Watchsmooon:
oraphis:
Pretended to die to see how my dog would react.
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drewfitzy replied to your post: drewfitzy replied to your post: drewfitzy replied…
that blows dude. put a bar of soap in a tube sock and hit him a few times, it won’t leave bruises. my friend’s roommate is a klepto so he uses this method often ahaha
He’s much bigger than me, he could cause far more damage to me without a soap-sock =(
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drewfitzy replied to your post: drewfitzy replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt…
thats fucked up man. its common sense to mop up your own jizz, like its instinct. i think you must be imagining it, no decent human being would leave his cum just lying around in a house with people walking around. i hope its just in your head…
I’m with you completely. Unfortunately, this is not the first...
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ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt…
Too bad you can’t scrub it from your mind
I can turn up the music to drown out the bad thoughts
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ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt…
I bet you weren’t expecting that little ingredient
I just went and scrubbed the shit out of my foot and hands.
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drewfitzy replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt…
why didnt he finish at the computer, just keep some paper towels nearby
Probably because it would give it away what he’s doing. But so does jizz on the floor, I don’t know. I don’t want to know what was going through his head during those moments.
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ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt…
hahahahahaha ewww
I just wanted a fucking cooking :’(
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crystaleyesneverlie replied to your post: OMG…
whattttt?! gross :/
Yeah, freaking the fuck out right now!
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ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: ifyouseekmatt replied to your post: OMG… awkward…
Hahahahahahaha!!! How did this even happen??
I don’t know! I wish I knew. I think perhaps he was at the computer doing his thang and then he got up to go to the bathroom to finish and he had some preemptive jizzle